What is Coding God Broke the Repo Baby Onesie?

A cute, white, baby onesie, with 2 Git branches imprinted on it, joined by a merge commit. The path along the *dev* branch reads "I am a coding GOD!" and the path along the *main* branch reads "I broke this ******** repo." Don't be embarrassed, we've all been there.

• Sizes: 6M, 12M, 18M
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Light fabric (5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))
• Infant unisex fit
• Tear-away label

Who is this merch for?

• That overconfident, cocky coworker (and parent) you have that is usually right but always annoying about it
• That grumpy, genius senior engineer who answers your questions but makes you feel bad about asking them
• You, when you push code straight to PROD