What is The Coding God Unisex Hoodie?

A warm, cozy, white hoodie, with 2 Git branches imprinted on it, joined by a merge commit. The path along the *dev* branch reads "I am a coding GOD!" and the path along the *main* branch reads "I broke this ******** repo." Don't be embarrassed, we've all been there.

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
• Classic fit
• Tear-away label
• Runs true to size

Who is this merch for?

• That overconfident, cocky coworker you have that is usually right but always annoying about it
• That grumpy, genius senior engineer who answers your questions but makes you feel bad about asking them
• You, when you push code straight to PROD