What is The Coding God Mousepad w/ Wrist Cushion?

A black mousepad with wrist cushion, with 2 Git branches imprinted on it, joined by a merge commit. The path along the *dev* branch reads "I am a coding GOD!" and the path along the *main* branch reads "I broke this ******** repo." Don't be embarrassed, we've all been there.

• Ergonomic Memory Foam™ wrist support
• Size: 9.17" (w) x 10.15" (h) (25.80cm (w) x 23.30cm (h))
• Foot-shaped semi-opaque black plastic base
• Neoprene insert lays flat in recessed area of mouse pad base

Who is this merch for?

• That overconfident, cocky coworker you have that is usually right but always annoying about it
• That grumpy, genius senior engineer who answers your questions but makes you feel bad about asking them
• You, when you push code straight to PROD